LEAH GETS GLASSES!

SURPRISE!!!! Leah Jane is sporting a new look these days! You're probably thinking (and who would blame you) this is merely another bold fashion statement by the famed firecracker, but rumor has it the once fabled fairytale princess has another reason for her spectacular specs, and "No", it's not because she needs a secret identity like our top tier Man of Steel. Let me put it this way...if "you know who" started helping old ladies across the street in her current condition, the need for the Senior Citizen discount in THIS Metropolis would take a MAJOR dive. This brassy belter obviously hasn't been eating her carrots! After interviewing several colleagues of the hearty heroine, we've discovered that her trademark Eastwood squint was more necessity than a desire to entice. Jessica, once a fellow classmate of our sight-seeking superstar, told us their were early warning signs even in grade school. "Yeah, she totally faked an eye exam just so she could get glasses and then she wore them for like a day." Of course, the real problem was that her devious delirium distracted from the fact she actually needed the trendy eye wear. Jessica recalls, "She was constantly running into light poles, lockers, parked cars, falling down the stairs, not to mention she totally flattened a squirrel with her Mustang." Well, it looks like the real question is why has Leah Jane finally fessed up to her visual challenge. Some say it was the constant headaches, while others give the credit to her brawny beau, Jeremy Johnson. One insider says, "I think she just wanted to be able to fully appreciate that gorgeous hunk she married! I know I would." Well, whatever the reason, it seems America's sweetheart is better equipped than ever to woo us with her movie magic. Just make sure YOU are the one escorting YOUR granny across the street.

"Naaaa...what's up Doc?" Leah Jane in new specs.
photo by Jeremy Johnson